I am Who I am

Hello.
You have false assumptions about who I am. You got it all wrong. Why would you say that? Because. You thought wrong. I am not who you think I am.
I know of a great man in the Bible: Jesus. When somebody asked who he was, all he could reply was "I am who I am."
So now, that is all I will say to you. Sorry for the dissappointment. But I am not who you are thinking. I only am who I am.

Me, the Mystery Man

It's my very first post, obviously, so I hope all of you who see this like it.
     First of all, I am new at this. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please leave a post and I would be more than happy to read it. I'll try my best to get back to you as soon as possible, and I'm sorry there might be a few mistakes.
     Next, I am THE Mystery Man. Nobody knows who I am. NOBODY. And I'm doing a lot to keep my identity a secret so that nobody will ever find out. Please, do not ask any questions concerning who I am, because my only reply will be something like "I am who I am. Deal with it."
     Finally, I love getting viewers and reading posts. If you happen to be reading this, thanks! I'm glad. You can also tell your friends, family, and your friends' families.
     Thank you for visiting my blog. You are free to do that when ever you wish, of course!